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PostSubject: Vim tsi muaj tus hlub   Mon May 23, 2011 7:16 pm

Kuv muaj ib tug phoojywg, nws tsi muaj tus hlub ib yam li kuv thiab. Muaj ib hmo nws mus ua haujlwm los. Los txog tom kev cas muaj ib tus pog zoo nkauj kawg. Nws tsa tes thov neeg thauj nws. Kuv niag phoojywg ntawd txawm nres tsheb thiab offer thauj nws. Thaum nws nkag rau hauv tsheb, nws nug tias: Puas xav tau kev hlub? Yawg xav go xav come yawg teb tias of course... Ces aib pog txawm hais rau yawg tias koj yuav them kuv pes tsawg? Yawg nug tias what is your price? Aib pog teb tias $100.00 dollar. Yawg teb tias... oh $60.00 xwb los pob?. Aib pog teb: O.K hurry nawb yog li na.

Ok. ok go rau tom lub parking lot tod. Yawg txawm tsav loo tsheb mus park kiag rau tom qab parking lot. Aib pog hais tias hle ris hle ris ceev ceev. Aib pog muab yawg hle ris tag. yawg hais tias... uaib... cas koj ho tsi hle koj li mad. Aib popg hais tias... hurry hurry.. you on top. Yawg sam phlawv sab saum. Aib pog ua txoj hle ris zuj zawv hle ntev loo los pheej tsi txawj tau li. Yawg thaub mas twb ua pa sawm soom txog siav tag.

Cas tib lub caij ntawd, tsi nco qab xauj sab nraud, 3 tug police officers tsom loo teeb rau aib yawg. Hey man!... what are you doing here. Yawg teb... nothing nothing. What happened to you? Why your pant is down and unbuckle? Yawg teb.. ah ah ah... Aib pog uas yawg coj mus ntawd sawv tsees thiab khawm loo hlws ris ncaj nraim rau tom police lub tsheb lawm. Yawg police hais rau yawg tias " you are under arrested for pick up prostitute". Koj cia li tsav koj lub tsheb caum kuv qab mus lawm tom police station. Yawg mam ua ib siab hlws yawg li hlws ris thiab tsav tsheb caum police qab mus lawm tom police station. Qhov tseeb, aib pog ua yawg mus pick up ntawd yog UNDER COVER Girl. Yawg tau mus spent in night tom jail thiab poob $1500.00 dollar.

Man.... nej yuav tsum tau pab nrhiav tej tug hluas nkauj rau tej tug tsi muaj tus hlub li kuv yawg phoojywg no thiab lub. Phem ua luaj li... cas tsi hlub nws li. Nej cov pojniam na.. dua twg tas lawm? affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Vim tsi muaj tus hlub   Wed May 25, 2011 9:32 pm

Chimlaajxeeb wrote:
Kuv muaj ib tug phoojywg, nws tsi muaj tus hlub ib yam li kuv thiab. Muaj ib hmo nws mus ua haujlwm los. Los txog tom kev cas muaj ib tus pog zoo nkauj kawg. Nws tsa tes thov neeg thauj nws. Kuv niag phoojywg ntawd txawm nres tsheb thiab offer thauj nws. Thaum nws nkag rau hauv tsheb, nws nug tias: Puas xav tau kev hlub? Yawg xav go xav come yawg teb tias of course... Ces aib pog txawm hais rau yawg tias koj yuav them kuv pes tsawg? Yawg nug tias what is your price? Aib pog teb tias $100.00 dollar. Yawg teb tias... oh $60.00 xwb los pob?. Aib pog teb: O.K hurry nawb yog li na.

Ok. ok go rau tom lub parking lot tod. Yawg txawm tsav loo tsheb mus park kiag rau tom qab parking lot. Aib pog hais tias hle ris hle ris ceev ceev. Aib pog muab yawg hle ris tag. yawg hais tias... uaib... cas koj ho tsi hle koj li mad. Aib popg hais tias... hurry hurry.. you on top. Yawg sam phlawv sab saum. Aib pog ua txoj hle ris zuj zawv hle ntev loo los pheej tsi txawj tau li. Yawg thaub mas twb ua pa sawm soom txog siav tag.

Cas tib lub caij ntawd, tsi nco qab xauj sab nraud, 3 tug police officers tsom loo teeb rau aib yawg. Hey man!... what are you doing here. Yawg teb... nothing nothing. What happened to you? Why your pant is down and unbuckle? Yawg teb.. ah ah ah... Aib pog uas yawg coj mus ntawd sawv tsees thiab khawm loo hlws ris ncaj nraim rau tom police lub tsheb lawm. Yawg police hais rau yawg tias " you are under arrested for pick up prostitute". Koj cia li tsav koj lub tsheb caum kuv qab mus lawm tom police station. Yawg mam ua ib siab hlws yawg li hlws ris thiab tsav tsheb caum police qab mus lawm tom police station. Qhov tseeb, aib pog ua yawg mus pick up ntawd yog UNDER COVER Girl. Yawg tau mus spent in night tom jail thiab poob $1500.00 dollar.

Man.... nej yuav tsum tau pab nrhiav tej tug hluas nkauj rau tej tug tsi muaj tus hlub li kuv yawg phoojywg no thiab lub. Phem ua luaj li... cas tsi hlub nws li. Nej cov pojniam na.. dua twg tas lawm? affraid affraid affraid
wow.........cas yuav pab koj tus phooj ywg tu siab ua luaj li os..........cas tseem tsis yog pick up hluas nkauj hmoob ho tseem mus pick up hluas nkauj melikas ces kawg pab tsis tau os.......phooj ywg es...........hluas nkauj hmoob muaj coob muaj ntau es ua cas ho tsis nrhiav tham xwb na los? peb cov nkauj hmoob yeej muaj tus zoo tus phem los peb yeej tsis ua li ntawd li os..........nej ntsia tsis pom peb ces kawg pab tsis tau os..........nrog koj tus phooj ywg tu siab thiab os nawb
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PostSubject: Re: Vim tsi muaj tus hlub   Wed May 25, 2011 10:10 pm

Chimlaajxeeb,

Koj tsis muaj tus hlub lov? Yuav nrhiav ib tug hlub tiag yuav tau maj mam thiaj nrhiav tau tus zoo os. Txawm tsis muaj tus hlub los txhob tu siab thiab txhob ua li koj tus phoojywg thiaj tsis raug ntes ma. Pab koj tus phoojywg tu siab kawg yog ib txoj kev rau nws kawm thiab koj yuav tau kawm thiab yom.



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Kuv muaj ib tug phoojywg, nws tsi muaj tus hlub ib yam li kuv thiab. Muaj ib hmo nws mus ua haujlwm los. Los txog tom kev cas muaj ib tus pog zoo nkauj kawg. Nws tsa tes thov neeg thauj nws. Kuv niag phoojywg ntawd txawm nres tsheb thiab offer thauj nws. Thaum nws nkag rau hauv tsheb, nws nug tias: Puas xav tau kev hlub? Yawg xav go xav come yawg teb tias of course... Ces aib pog txawm hais rau yawg tias koj yuav them kuv pes tsawg? Yawg nug tias what is your price? Aib pog teb tias $100.00 dollar. Yawg teb tias... oh $60.00 xwb los pob?. Aib pog teb: O.K hurry nawb yog li na.

Ok. ok go rau tom lub parking lot tod. Yawg txawm tsav loo tsheb mus park kiag rau tom qab parking lot. Aib pog hais tias hle ris hle ris ceev ceev. Aib pog muab yawg hle ris tag. yawg hais tias... uaib... cas koj ho tsi hle koj li mad. Aib popg hais tias... hurry hurry.. you on top. Yawg sam phlawv sab saum. Aib pog ua txoj hle ris zuj zawv hle ntev loo los pheej tsi txawj tau li. Yawg thaub mas twb ua pa sawm soom txog siav tag.

Cas tib lub caij ntawd, tsi nco qab xauj sab nraud, 3 tug police officers tsom loo teeb rau aib yawg. Hey man!... what are you doing here. Yawg teb... nothing nothing. What happened to you? Why your pant is down and unbuckle? Yawg teb.. ah ah ah... Aib pog uas yawg coj mus ntawd sawv tsees thiab khawm loo hlws ris ncaj nraim rau tom police lub tsheb lawm. Yawg police hais rau yawg tias " you are under arrested for pick up prostitute". Koj cia li tsav koj lub tsheb caum kuv qab mus lawm tom police station. Yawg mam ua ib siab hlws yawg li hlws ris thiab tsav tsheb caum police qab mus lawm tom police station. Qhov tseeb, aib pog ua yawg mus pick up ntawd yog UNDER COVER Girl. Yawg tau mus spent in night tom jail thiab poob $1500.00 dollar.

Man.... nej yuav tsum tau pab nrhiav tej tug hluas nkauj rau tej tug tsi muaj tus hlub li kuv yawg phoojywg no thiab lub. Phem ua luaj li... cas tsi hlub nws li. Nej cov pojniam na.. dua twg tas lawm? affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Vim tsi muaj tus hlub   Wed May 25, 2011 11:00 pm

Chimlaajxeeb wrote:
Kuv muaj ib tug phoojywg, nws tsi muaj tus hlub ib yam li kuv thiab. Muaj ib hmo nws mus ua haujlwm los. Los txog tom kev cas muaj ib tus pog zoo nkauj kawg. Nws tsa tes thov neeg thauj nws. Kuv niag phoojywg ntawd txawm nres tsheb thiab offer thauj nws. Thaum nws nkag rau hauv tsheb, nws nug tias: Puas xav tau kev hlub? Yawg xav go xav come yawg teb tias of course... Ces aib pog txawm hais rau yawg tias koj yuav them kuv pes tsawg? Yawg nug tias what is your price? Aib pog teb tias $100.00 dollar. Yawg teb tias... oh $60.00 xwb los pob?. Aib pog teb: O.K hurry nawb yog li na.

Ok. ok go rau tom lub parking lot tod. Yawg txawm tsav loo tsheb mus park kiag rau tom qab parking lot. Aib pog hais tias hle ris hle ris ceev ceev. Aib pog muab yawg hle ris tag. yawg hais tias... uaib... cas koj ho tsi hle koj li mad. Aib popg hais tias... hurry hurry.. you on top. Yawg sam phlawv sab saum. Aib pog ua txoj hle ris zuj zawv hle ntev loo los pheej tsi txawj tau li. Yawg thaub mas twb ua pa sawm soom txog siav tag.

Cas tib lub caij ntawd, tsi nco qab xauj sab nraud, 3 tug police officers tsom loo teeb rau aib yawg. Hey man!... what are you doing here. Yawg teb... nothing nothing. What happened to you? Why your pant is down and unbuckle? Yawg teb.. ah ah ah... Aib pog uas yawg coj mus ntawd sawv tsees thiab khawm loo hlws ris ncaj nraim rau tom police lub tsheb lawm. Yawg police hais rau yawg tias " you are under arrested for pick up prostitute". Koj cia li tsav koj lub tsheb caum kuv qab mus lawm tom police station. Yawg mam ua ib siab hlws yawg li hlws ris thiab tsav tsheb caum police qab mus lawm tom police station. Qhov tseeb, aib pog ua yawg mus pick up ntawd yog UNDER COVER Girl. Yawg tau mus spent in night tom jail thiab poob $1500.00 dollar.

Man.... nej yuav tsum tau pab nrhiav tej tug hluas nkauj rau tej tug tsi muaj tus hlub li kuv yawg phoojywg no thiab lub. Phem ua luaj li... cas tsi hlub nws li. Nej cov pojniam na.. dua twg tas lawm? affraid affraid affraid

Chimlaagxeeb,

Cov zoo le nuav ces nkaujswmncu has tas txhua leej txhua tuab muaj taub hau, taabsis muaj ib txhaa txhaj le muaj hlwb no naw! hehehehehheheheh, thov txim nawb!.......

Ib hlis twg koj tuaj ib zaag xwb es leej twg yuav paab tau koj nas lov? heheheheheheheheheh

Thaum koj twb raug teeb meem lawm es koj le tuaj nrhav hluas nkauj? nkaujswmncu xaav mas cov nyob huv nuav yog laug nkauj lawm xwb! LOL.....
yog koj thiab koj tug phoojywg xaav tau hluas nkauj ces kawg moog Nplog Teb tim u xwb lau! heheheheheheheh
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